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Seattle, Washington, United States
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Thalia Elementary School - Virginia Beach VA (1988 - 1994)
Independence Middle School (junior High) - Virginia Beach VA (1994 - 1997)
Princess Anne High School - Virginia Beach VA (1997 - 2001)
College of William and Mary - Williamsburg VA (2001 - 2005)
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade Scotland - Highland UK (2005 present)
Interests: (101)
agnosticism, alternative education, anti-auteurism, babies, backgammon, battlestar galactica, bbc america, beer, being poor, birdies, brian krakow, bruce campbell, bunnies,, chicklit forums, comics, cursing, dancing while drunk, dancing while sober, deadwood, deano's, diamonds, dirty hippies, diy, dropping new hobbies, farting, feminism, film, film theory, filmmaking, fishies, free drinks, gilmore girls, good country music, graphic novels, green wing, grilled cheese (cheddar), guerilla socializing techniques, horsies, hot chocolate, hot nerd boys, hot schnocolate, hummos, hushpuppies, ihop, jessica hopper, jon stewart, joss whedon, judging, kbcs, lds cinema, library fines, lolbots, making famous lj friends, making out, mid-90's rap, mix cds, motherfucking kfc snackers, murdering spiders, my perfection, myrna loy, nataliedee, neil gaiman, nerdery, nintendo, old movies, old school nickelodeon, onions, pacific northwest tree octopus, planned parenthood, plumtree and scott pilgrim, popular culture studies, quickbreads, radio production, really weird little kids, red scarf, road trips, seattle, shopping, sixties girl groups, soccer, street angel, stupid internet humor, sweaty bodies in motion, the daily show, the grand illusion, the lucksmiths, the warriors, the zapp and zines, theory!, thrift stores, trespassing, turner classic movies, twee pop, veronica mars, walking, wawa, william and mary, xkcd, yoga, young adult novels
I have friends across the country who know curses. Yes.

2006 50 Book Challenge (for my own reference):
-Girls and Boys, Lynda Barry
-Kindred, Octavia Butler
-My Year of Meats, Ruth Ozeki - never eating beef again.
-Bastard Out of Carolina, Dorothy Allison
-From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, E.L. Konigsburg
-Paul Moves Out, Michel Rabagliati
-The Clouds Above, Jordon Crane
-Tricked, Alex Robinson
-War for the Oaks, Emma Bull
-The Girl in the Flammable Skirt, Aimee Bender
-Without a Net: Growing up Working Class and Female, Michelle Tea, ed.
-Fray, Joss Whedon
-A Women's Liberation: A Choice of Futures By and About Women, Connie Willis and Sheila Williams, eds.
-Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness, Bryan Lee O'Malley
-Always Outnumbered, Always Outgunned, Walter Mosley
-Ptolemy's Gate, Jonathan Stroud
-Reaching Up to Manhood (PUKE), Some dude who can't write and believes in god and crap, Geoffrey something
-Are You There God, It's Me Margaret, Blume of course
-The Chocolate War, Robert Cormier - PS: dude wrote the word "speeded," which incidentally is not a word.
-Thirsty, M.T. Anderson
-Tenderness, Robert Cormier
-Banana Sunday, Colleen Coover
-Monkey Vs. Robot, James Kochalka
-The Case of the Missing Marquess, Nancy Springer
-Courtney Crumrin and the Night Things, Ted Naifeh
-Geography Club, Brent Hartinger
-Kissing Chaos, Volume 1, Arthur Dela Cruz
-Geisha, Andi Watson
-Sabriel, Garth Nix
-Mom's Cancer, Brian Fies
-Days Like This, J. Torres
-King Dork, Frank Portman
-Jason and the Argobots, Vol. 1, J. Torres - Oni Press really has no good kids comics...
-The Awakening, Neal Shaffer - ...and their adult books are basically shitty too. At least there is Scott Pilgrim
-Inuyasha Vol 1, You can shut your mouth and go straight to hell, don't judge me!
-Lirael, Garth Nix
-A Really Super Book About Squirrels, Graham Roumieu
-Ojo, Sam Keith
-Monkey vs. Robot and the Crystal of Power, James Kochalka (superstar)
-Stiff, Mary Roach
-Memoirs of a Bookbat, Kathryn Lasky
-Shug, Jenny Han
-The Polysyllabic Spree, Nick Hornby
-Black Hole, Charles Burns
-Anansi Boys, Neil Gaiman
-Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth, Chris Ware
-Manstealing for Fat Girls, Michelle Embree
-Issac the Pirate, 1. To Exotic Lands, Christophe Blain
-The Life and Adventures of Calamity Jane, Marthy Cannary Burke
-Spook: Science Tackles the Afterlife, Mary Roach
-Abhorsen, Garth Nix
-Issac the Pirate, 2. To the Capital, Christophe Blain
-Lost at Sea, Bryan Lee O'Malley
-A Bad Boy Can be Good for a Girl, Tanya Lee Stone
-I Like You, Amy Sedaris
-I Hate Valentines Day, by my super celebrity friend crush, Bennett Madison
-Be More Chill, Ned Vizzini
-Lulu Dark Can See Through Walls, Bennett Madison
-Fly by Night, Frances Hardinge
-The Bloody Chamber, Angela Carter
-Fun Home, Alison Bechdel
-The Golden Compass, Philip Pullman (reread)
-The Subtle Knife, Philip Pullman (reread)
-The Amber Spyglass, Philip Pullman (reread)
-City of Ember, Jeanne DuPrau
-Like a Hole in the Head, Jen Banbury
-Jennifer Government, Max Barry
-Egg Story, J. Marc Schmidt
-Will You Still Love Me if I Wet the Bed?, Liz Prince
-Kitchen, Banana Yoshimoto
-Poor Sailor, Sammy Harkham
-WE, Grant Morrison
-They Call Me Naughty Lola: Personal Ads from the London Review of Books, David Rose
-Lost Girls, Alan Moore
-Zorro, Isabel Allende
-The Astonishing Life of Octavian Nothing, Traitor to the Nation, Vol. 1: The Pox Party, M.T. Anderson
-Dairy Queen, Catherine Gilbert Murdock
-Maus, Art Speigelman
-An Abundance of Katherines, John Green
-Virgin: The Untouched History, Hanne Blank
-Fragile Things, Neil Gaiman
-The Road, Cormac McCarthy
-Willful Creatures, Aimee Bender
-Jane Eyre, Charlotte Bronte (reread)
-Wide Sargasso Sea, Jean Rhys
-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows, J.K. Rowling
-Rust and Bone, Craig Davidson
-Angry Young Spaceman, Jim Munroe
-Gaudy Night, Dorothy L. Sayers
-The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, Muriel Spark
-Uglies, Scott Westerfeld
-Daisy Miller, Henry James
-Pretties, Scott Westerfeld
-Apollo's Song, Osamu Tezuka
-Harriet the Spy, Louise Fitzhugh (reread)
-Briar Rose, Jane Yolen
-The Summer Tree, Guy Gavriel Kay
-The Case of the Left-Handed Lady, Nancy Springer
-Kitchen Confidential, Anthony Bourdain
-The Wandering Fire, Guy Gavriel Kay
-The Darkest Road, Guy Gavriel Kay
-Devil in the Details, Jennifer Traig
-Scott Pilgrim Gets it Together, Brian Lee O'Malley
-The Plain Janes, Cecil Castellucci
-Suburban Safari: A Year on the Lawn, Hannah Holmes
-Specials, Scott Westerfeld
-Demo, Brian Wood
-The Tenant of Wildfell Hall, Anne Bronte